POST ONE: mind of a teen, body of a grampa

quiet, class. it's time to begin the beguine. take your seats. today's lesson is called Stop the Growth. it won't get you anywhere. don't be fooled by the myths. strive to reach your eventual destination, but beware speeding off the course. middle-age brings you nothing more than regretfully wishing you could turn back a year, 5 years, 20 years. mark my words, this is indeed what happens. so stress that pregnant pause button NOW, cease the hands of the clock, don't you dare move forward. do absolutely nothing, and it will reward you similarly. you'll thank me later.